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How to Be a Productive Member of the Resistance

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Hello! My name is Aeroner! And I'll be your guide through the wonderful world of Kicking Ass and Taking Names.

What's that? Your country has been overtaken by dirty savages? … read more »

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Local Author Makes Shameless Attempt to Gather Subscribers

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Social interactions and entertainment

[Because of the shortage of subscribers and the newspaper losing money, I've undergone shameless advertising. Enjoy. ]

After the forceful rape of a local author's subscribers, this in-the-area-and-willing writer took the violent

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I'm Like, So Totally Rocking Out

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Social interactions and entertainment

So, compadres, it's been like, what, a few weeks and some-odd days since I came to America? Yeah, that's about right. Unfortunately its been like, thirty-six weeks since I came in America.

We're going to have twins.

Their

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eRepublik Wins 'Vampire Award'

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Social interactions and entertainment

The world was taken aback last night as eRepublik won the annual 'Vampire Award', an award exclusively for social-networking sites.

"We were so excited." An admin spokesperson said. "We'd never won an award before. Not even a gold sticker in … read more »

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