Today in Wade's World - newspaper of Wade Seagrave

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Wade's World Wood! A Failure!

0 • Day 433, 15:34 • Published in USA USA

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WWW Has failed! Big Time!

Ya'll are too good! I run for Congress, you say I'll loose, and I do. I start a business, you say it'll fail, and it does! Do you have mystical powers or something?

I am selling my company for 1 less gold than … read more »

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Wade's World Wood

2 • Day 432, 20:11 • Published in USA USA

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Wade Seagrave has opened his first business, Wade's World Wood, which sells... you guessed it ... Moving Tickets! Just Kidding! We actually do sell Wood!

I am currently hiring employees at $2.50 and I will increase pay for higher activity and

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End of Congressional Campaign

6 • Day 432, 15:47 • Published in USA USA

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The End has Arrived!

I, Wade Seagrave, have officially decided to end my campaign for the Congressional Elections of January 2009. The outcome of the voting is 11 to 3 at the time of the writing of this article, so instead of attempting to … read more »

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Midway Congressional Running Update

5 • Day 432, 11:18 • Published in USA USA

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It is semi-close to halfway through the January Congressional elections and I am currently behind by 6 votes. The voting record is 7 to 2 with me behind (he has the advantage in a tie). I won't give up though! I still want to encourage people to

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Congressional Election Speech

5 • Day 431, 12:58 • Published in USA USA

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Greetings everyone! I am Wade Seagrave (Yes, that is my actual name. My parents didn’t realize the irony of the two names until I was 14... Then they apologized, but I like it lol) and I am running in the January of 2009 Congressional Elections!