The Wondering Man - newspaper of Ivan Hat

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Wrong Unificaiton!

14 • Day 246, 22:52 • Published in Czech Republic

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Ladies and Gentlemen I must apologize. I came to this country in order to change it around for the better.

My name is Ivan Hat; I am with you today by myself. I am talking for me and myself alone. I must inform you all that I have only had the

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To the Poles and Slavs

1 • Day 243, 19:54 • Published in Czech Republic

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To The Slavic and Polish people coming to our country. My name is Ivan Hat. I am the Prime Minister and the Vice President of this country and I come here today with my son and partner H.W Hat to welcome you to our country and open up my party’s

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Diplomatic Troubles

7 • Day 236, 17:15 • Published in Czech Republic

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Ladies and Gentlemen of the Czech Republic, as most of you may know my name is Ivan Hat,I am the current Vice President and Prime Minister of the Czech Republic, and I come to you today with my son and partner H.W. Hat to talk to you about the

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A Unified Republic

2 • Day 234, 10:26 • Published in Czech Republic

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Ladies and Gentlemen my name is Ivan Hat and I come to you today with my son and partner H.W. Hat.

Today I come to you with thanks for reelecting me the party president of the newly named “Unified Republic” party. I am renaming To The Glory

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Ivan To The Glory

5 • Day 232, 15:41 • Published in Czech Republic

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Greeting Ladies and Gentlemen of the Czech Republic, my name is Ivan Hat. But I would like to personally speak to the members and the future members of my party.

I am speaking to you today to reaffirm your faith in me as party leader and future