The Wondering Man - newspaper of Ivan Hat

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Taxes

4 • Day 276, 00:11 • Published in Czech Republic

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Taxes on Homes and businesses within Prague have been raised to be more compatible.with the continuous raise in daily salaries. If you can own a business and a home, the new tax raise shouldn't be a problem. To all of those who don't this means

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Fighting the Wrong Battles.

6 • Day 272, 02:14 • Published in Czech Republic

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I feel like I am fighting the wrong battles ladies and gentlemen. It has been awhile since I’ve been this far up in the political limelight and I wish to apologize. The battles I am fighting are those of Vaclav and Baci.

I do not wish to

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Who Am I?

4 • Day 271, 12:35 • Published in Czech Republic

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This is in response to Rycerz's article.

My words in the past have been harsh towards our current and previous president. I apologize for the amount of negativity they have created.

My name is Ivan Hat. I was born on Pakistan Sand and raised

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The Restored Faith

2 • Day 269, 20:55 • Published in Czech Republic

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Well ladies and gentlemen I was as surprised as you probably are now when Vaclav approached me about this position. Me and my son and partner H.W. Hat were packing our bags and ready to leave the country in hopes of finding prosperity elsewhere. I

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An Early Farewell

4 • Day 253, 20:30 • Published in Czech Republic

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Greetings Czech Republic. As you all should know by now I am Ivan Hat. I am your vice president, prime minister, and congressman. I am also a former mayor of Prague. I come to you today to say my goodbyes. I am leaving this country at the start of