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Immigrants Need A Translator To Understand Harrison Richardson's Genitals

13 • Day 1,196, 12:22 • Published in USA USA •


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Letter From The Editor: A lot of people aren’t so happy when they hear some of the news about America’s new … read more »

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Oli Cromwell Orders Polish Blocker Pizza

14 • Day 1,189, 10:41 • Published in USA USA •


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Letter From The Editor: What do people think about facial hair? I had a beard, and now I’ve shaved it down to a … read more »

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French Military Discharges Party Presidents

6 • Day 1,182, 12:27 • Published in USA USA •


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Letter From The Editor: This is the second issue of the newly formatted ‘The Silhouette’ and I’ve made another … read more »

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Julian Mizu Elected, Apathetic About Land And Pastry

7 • Day 1,175, 14:17 • Published in USA USA •


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Letter From The Editor: Before delving in to today’s stories I’d like to take a moment to explain to people … read more »

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Rebirth Through Destruction

18 • Day 1,146, 13:22 • Published in USA USA •

A few days ago I announced that I was running for the UIP Party Presidency. Sort of. What I actually announced was that I was running for Party President of the UIP so that I could create a new, hopefully better, party in the place of the UIP. After

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