The Pretorian Patriot - newspaper of Rico Suave

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A last appeal from the Ministry of Security

2 • Day 532, 00:20 • Published in South Africa

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Today we go to the polls. The fact that we can do so is a celebration of our independence and a tribute to us as a people.

Dark clouds are however gathering at the horizon. One of the presidential candidates, Wizzie_don does not aspire the

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There is no middle ground!

14 • Day 528, 06:19 • Published in South Africa

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As expected the war for our righteous liberation will be a difficult and exacting one. Did anyone out there think otherwise?

The indonesian is a formidable foe and he is assisted by his brazilian lackeys.

It is important that we all understand

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Gold for freedom

19 • Day 527, 15:41 • Published in South Africa

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Fellow eSouth Africans,

We will not back down, we are standing tall ready for everything the enemy might possibly throw at us. But we need gold!

Donate your gold for the liberation of KwaZulu-Natal, for our trapped countrymen in the Eastern

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Vote for your local simian!

5 • Day 518, 11:47 • Published in South Africa

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People of the North-West,

I have been a citizen of eSouth Africa since August 2008. During this time I have seen strife and open conflict. The take-overs, political scandals and war threats have been numerous.

But through all this I see the

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We have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat...

15 • Day 510, 12:49 • Published in South Africa

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... and moving tickets and weapons..

These are perilous times for our country. Events may lead us in a direction were we must fight for our very survival as a sovereign nation. Join the paras to face these events with proper army training!