The Pretorian Patriot - newspaper of Rico Suave

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A Question to the President and the National Assembly

15 • Day 791, 11:13 • Published in South Africa

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The relations between eSouth Africa and eBrazil are rapidly deteriorating. I don't think I'll have to go into too much detail as to why this is happening.

I am however a bit worried about the fact that we're still not presenting a unified front

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On congressman Bruno and the media

16 • Day 648, 02:06 • Published in South Africa

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Ever since the failed PTO(of course it was an attempt at political take over)carried out by Bruno and his party there has been an element of persecution in the eSA media.

This must come to and end!

Congressman Bruno is just that: A member of

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The Elections: An explanation to the uninitiated.

12 • Day 643, 00:42 • Published in South Africa

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On day 644 eSouth Africa will have her first congressional elections since the Fall.

After the brazilian PTO and subsequent annexation of eSouth Africa the hostile congress implemented laws that made eSouth Africa inhospitable to eHuman life.

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A South African Dawn

0 • Day 615, 18:38 • Published in USA USA

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eSouth African expatriates!

Tomorrow we will see our home restored. As a result of the long negotiations between the South African Independence League and the eBrazilian government a resistance war is being waged in Limpopo. When it is concluded

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Cockroaches in the National Assembly!

10 • Day 553, 00:04 • Published in South Africa

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True eSouth Africans!

Our congress is under siege from our old enemy Bunaly. This is no different from a military occupation. Fight them at every turn. Whatever they do, whatever they call themselves..

This is a dark hour for our nation but we