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Rico Suave
People of the North-West,
I have been a citizen of eSouth Africa since August 2008. During this time I have seen strife and open conflict. The take-overs, political scandals and war threats have been numerous.
But through all this I see the heart of this nation: Our amazing ability to always land on our feet, the way we become one when the goons approach and the fact that it is we eSouth Africans that make this game worth playing.
I am an ardent supporter of the Policy of Action established by President McGuire and as such a firm believer in total eSouth African independence. If you trust me with yet another term in congress that is what I'll work for,.
Action and Independence!
Comments
Go Rico!
My goodness Rico, I just had a good look at your picture. Never realised you are related to my mother in law !!
It's the eyes right? We have the same eyes I've been told.
Good luck Rico, you handsome, sexy beast, you! I'd love to see you in Congress, you old gorilla.
Rawr. Go Rico!