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Q5 weapons

0 • Day 701, 05:51 • Published in USA USA

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If you've got the money, and you've got the might,
then you need to take Q5 weapons to this fight.
Kindly get yer butt to manitoba and fire for effect!

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IPA on my Mustache

4 • Day 698, 11:19 • Published in USA USA

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While the eUSA holds fire, I will hold an India Pale Ale.
A sip here a gulp there, Hmmm.

A moment to ponder, as the beer finds it way through my veins,
eventually finding soggy, grey matter (my brain).

I am patiently building strength and

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Where's the BEER?

3 • Day 697, 05:10 • Published in USA USA

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I work, I slave I fight.
When all is done I slog back at night.
I choke on a moldy loaf of bread,
Then pass out nearly dead.

Is there no beer to help it down?
I'm still sleeping on the ground!

What are we doing with all that wheat?
Don'

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Fiat Currency: Gold

2 • Day 696, 06:00 • Published in USA USA

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So another day of fighting has passed. Mountains of gold have been spend making super-soldiers on the battlefield. The product of fiat currency: Gold. If gold just magically appears in such high volume, then wars will be fought and won by the

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Silver Vs Gold

0 • Day 694, 15:17 • Published in USA USA

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Can't help but notice the gold bias in e-republik. Stranger yet it magically gets out of the ground by itself. I see no mention of any precious metal mines or industry. Iron is the only metal that matters one would think. Metals for the