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Retiring

31 • Day 5,017, 12:25 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Patriots,

After painful reflections, I have decided to severely reduce my involvement in matter of the new world. You will still see me around once a week or so but that is about it. I thank you all for the fun 4 years. This is not

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10

Too many clowns

9 • Day 4,954, 12:37 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Patriots,

according to a press release from his royal majesty emperor clown of all jokes and the First Lady, they are expecting quintuplets. The expecting mother and her astonishing 15 kids are doing well.

This news was welcomed by so

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7

Maiden Speech from Mrs. Clown

5 • Day 4,939, 13:02 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Patriots,

it gives me a great joy to address you as the First Lady of the Clown Town. His Royal Highness, Tef1 - king of all jokes has given me the permission to speak to you directly as such I bow to his kind thoughts.

Before I continue

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8

The Clown Town's First Lady

9 • Day 4,933, 10:54 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Patriots,

this is a great day in eSwitzerland. The newest clown has gotten married. Given the mandates by the eSwitzerland's government to socially distance to combat a deadly disease, it was an unfortunate necessity not to invite you all to

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12

Inaugural address

7 • Day 4,925, 11:16 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Patriots,

As I begin the job of entertaining the eNations, I thank my predecessor for his service. I understand many were disappointed in his last few months of leadership where he has done so much damages. On behalf of the TNS leadership

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