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New Congressional Session

17 • Day 4,876, 15:25 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Patriots,

It gives me a joy to announce once again citizens have elected their representatives to our Congress.

As we begin this session, I hope to remind all of you that got elected to please

1. refrain from accepting new citizens

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Help Chris Jonadicus

15 • Day 4,869, 12:12 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Patriots,

It is with the utmost sadness and regrets I inform you that our dear friend and a patriot player in the eLand - the honorable Chris Jonadicus needs a major help.

He is just got diagnosed with the anti-Tef1 syndrome - a rare but

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Uncle Rican - Dont leave us

14 • Day 4,865, 16:56 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Fellow Patriots,

Our uncle is contemplating leaving us. Beg him to stay with us.

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No censorship

28 • Day 4,856, 12:41 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Fellow Patriots,

Are we not a democracy? Do we not agree with the idea of free expression of speech even if we disagree? Is it not unfair to silence the loyal opposition just for having a different point of view from us on matters important?

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Gratitude

7 • Day 4,849, 14:28 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Patriots,

Recently, I celebrated a birthday. Yes, old man turned 30. I wished to thank everyone who either wished me a Happy Birthday or at the very least let this one go without any fanfares.

Sadly, there were multiple players who

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