The Montreal Guardian

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The most respected newspaper in the history of eCanada. Originally called the Ottawa Guardian. Host to hundreds of articles, awards competitions and platforms. Truly one of the prized cultural pieces of eCanadian fabric, like maple syrup and the CN Tower.

Banach's Election Announcement

24 • Day 744, 16:05 • Published in Canada Canada

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A Difficult Position.

"Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did."
~Newt Gingrich

My Fellow Canadians,

I come to you … read more »

The OG: Canada, Listen Well [Open Letter]

47 • Day 739, 11:07 • Published in Canada Canada

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Simple question of ethics.

I made my voice very loud on this issue.

PEACE is in ruins, EDEN can dominate.

I look for congress persons to answer me this way:

1.) Should Canada directly attack another nation and take it over to … read more »

The OG: Why Alliances with UK Fail. Everytime.

15 • Day 736, 10:50 • Published in Canada Canada

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This doesn't even deserve text.

It deserves a chuckle.

Perhaps even a laugh out loud.

No more though.

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The OG: I, Banach, Have Lost My Gov't Post

24 • Day 729, 13:06 • Published in Canada Canada

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"Oh sweet, an Alliance!"

"Ah..."

"What's going on?"

Indonesia leaves PEACE.

Hungary leaves PEACE.

Italy leaves PEACE.

Everyone else leaves or is considering leaving PEACE.

Someone loses his job...

Banach's Progressive Enlightenment - [Final Platform and Cabinet]

14 • Day 729, 11:21 • Published in Canada Canada

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~~~~~Candidate's Address~~~~~

“Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost.”
-John Quincy Adams, Statesman

Hey … read more »