The Groovy Gazette

About my newspaper

An American War Newspaper.
Here, elements of snazz are combined with hard-hitting reporting, and all-consuming love.

Also, Commander of Public Relations/Media for the Bastards of Liberty Party.

A Hot and Snazzy War Report!

3 • Day 1,469, 10:56 • Published in USA USA

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Warfare analysis

My school lets me have today off, so in my boredom, I'd like to maybe relieve your boredom with a snazzy war report, because I am outstandingly bored.
Enjoy!
(Listen to "How come my dog don't bark" by Dr. John for full experience of the snazz).
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What the USA has to be grateful for.

9 • Day 1,464, 19:49 • Published in USA USA

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Warfare analysis

Happy thanksgiving y'all! I thought I'd give you a thanksgiving themed war report. It could be better but here it is.

Now I guess on the whole, we might be losing somewhat in this infinite stalemate. But lately I've had plenty of things to be

ET growing stronger

3 • Day 1,425, 17:21 • Published in USA USA

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Warfare analysis

EDEN and Terra are now in their best position ever to win the war.

-For example, Turkey has long tried to gain acceptance into ONE. Despite trying to be allies, Serbia shat in their faces and are now preparing to invade Turkey. Turkey is a rising