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The Groovy Gazette

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An American War Newspaper.
Here, elements of snazz are combined with hard-hitting reporting, and all-consuming love.

Also, Commander of Public Relations/Media for the Bastards of Liberty Party.

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A Hedonistic Victory for us all!

18 • Day 1,504, 12:47 • Published in USA USA • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

Dear warmongering readers of the Groovy Gazette,


This new year has carried with it almost exclusive wins for us allies.

Allow me to tell you about it while I lather Chocolate Jelly on my belly, in a very, very hedonistic fashion😞/ … read more »

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Bastards of Liberty.... Democracy Perfected

14 • Day 1,500, 13:34 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear free thinking readers of the Groovy Gazette,



"Oh my God! We killed Despotism!" "We're Bastards!"


Democracy in its purest form would be a society in which … read more »

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About Out of Europe - Day 1500

7 • Day 1,500, 11:32 • Published in USA USA • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

Dear exalted readers of the Groovy Gazette,


Recent events have been a mixed bag for EDEN/Terra. The situation in Asia and Eastern Europe looks brighter every day, while Western Europe wallows in fear. Is there a Beacon of Light in such a … read more »

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they must not have had any presents.....

5 • Day 1,497, 11:31 • Published in USA USA • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

Dear bodacious readers of the Groovy Gazette,


This is the only plausible explanation for all the damage ONE spent yesterday


I regret to … read more »

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Groovy New Fronts

14 • Day 1,494, 11:08 • Published in USA USA • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

Dear esteemed readers of the Groovy Gazette(formerly known as the Laconic Canticle),


The time for analysis has come!

Our united and glorious invasion of ONE Europe, has met with many successes and twists. The USA and Canada … read more »