The Groovy Gazette

About my newspaper

An American War Newspaper.
Here, elements of snazz are combined with hard-hitting reporting, and all-consuming love.

Also, Commander of Public Relations/Media for the Bastards of Liberty Party.

Charade You Are! (Analysis on Days 1490-91)

7 • Day 1,491, 15:37 • Published in USA USA

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Warfare analysis

Dear exalted readers of the Laconic Canticle,

I believe the phrase, “Charade you are!”, means saying “Oh, well look who’s getting fucked now”.
So that seems like what’s happenin’ these days. EDEN and Terra are avenging most of ONE’s … read more »

Campaigns to Plunder Gloriously

10 • Day 1,489, 10:51 • Published in USA USA

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Warfare analysis

Dear beloved readers of the Laconic Canticle,

All across the globe, allied forces have been victorious against the black scourge of ONE. We have been making advances on all fronts. I’d like to analyze several key battlegrounds that could

Serbo Smash Bros

2 • Day 1,477, 19:55 • Published in USA USA

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Warfare analysis

Oh dear, it looks like Serbia is in trouble. Despite their size and apparent strength, the Serbian Empire is collapsing. Now they are starting to understand what happens when you just fuck too many nations..... They are starting to understand.

A juicy Odyssey of war

4 • Day 1,474, 19:46 • Published in USA USA

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Warfare analysis

A long, long time ago, when the War Module was first introduced, the ass kicking eUS went to war with eCanada. It was one of the very first wars, and it all started when the Mothers Against Canada initiated an evil campaign to kill Terrance and

The Unconquerable USA

5 • Day 1,471, 14:43 • Published in USA USA

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Warfare analysis

On June 30th, a coalition of Spain, Poland, Indonesia, and Hungary finally conquered the last American strongholds of Texas and Minnesota, and so they had wiped us for the first time in history. The very next day, our resistance forces regrouped,