The Flat Earther - newspaper of Chrissetti

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Tight as the eye of a needle

3 • Day 286, 14:25 • Published in United Kingdom

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With election day more than half-over, the runnings for president couldn't be much tighter, just two votes separate the front-runners KIA Sneak and Dishmcds with the latter leading by a perilous 126 to 124.

It's often said in politics that 'every

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The Conspiracy Death Toll.

5 • Day 283, 13:00 • Published in United Kingdom

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"Goons. It's the Goons!" They cry from the nearest and tallest rafters when the recent wars are mentioned. "They're taking over! They need to be stopped!"

And for the most part this scapegoat is accepted as common fact. After all, why shouldn't

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Mattrix's Corner - The President Speaks

6 • Day 282, 09:03 • Published in United Kingdom

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You don't have to look far to find scathing criticism of the government these days - articles heavily critical of the UK's largest political party, the PCP, are sprayed across the e-broadsheets as readily as beer in a pub fight. His current term as

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The Unity Rebirth

5 • Day 280, 01:02 • Published in United Kingdom

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With former Mayor of Leeds at the helm, The Unity Party has finally begun it's long-awaited revival.

More and more TUP members are becoming active on the eUK forums, a brand new mission statement is being drafted as we speak and a brand new logo

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Resistance was futile. (B'Ham results)

4 • Day 275, 00:40 • Published in United Kingdom

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In the most dramatic battle of the August 20th elections, Chris Kit, relatively new player from the relatively new We are the Borg party secured victory with 8 votes.

In second place was TUP's Chrissetti with 6 votes

In third place was PCP's