The Dioist - newspaper of Altnabla

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Regarding the [embed] titles.

9 • Day 266, 21:57 • Published in Pakistan

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You used it too much.

Now it's bawwwwring.

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SOON BACK IN PAKISTAN ONLY TO LEAVE LATER ON

4 • Day 235, 08:47 • Published in Pakistan

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What a catchy title. I am still kidnapped in america discovering the local gastronomy (namely cheesesteaks and pizzas), I havent had sand in days but I met a wonderful pakigirl who wore very sexy clothes (I could see her bare feet under the burka)

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Meanwhile in America

24 • Day 231, 14:51 • Published in Pakistan

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HELP ME, THERE IS NO SAND HERE AND THAT GUY IS SLOWLY BREAKING INTO THE HOSTEL, I NEED HELP, ANERICA IS PIG DIGUSTING QWERTY KEYBOARD

I CANNOT STAY HERE ANY LONGER CANDLEJACK IS JUST BEHI

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Brb America

14 • Day 221, 13:30 • Published in Pakistan

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I'm leaving for two weeks in america, to share the love of Dio with them. I won't be available for two weeks.

Therefore, Meatshield is under Bismarck's responsibility and if Bismarck is sucking cocks away, people will have to obey to important