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SOON BACK IN PAKISTAN ONLY TO LEAVE LATER ON

Day 235, 08:47 • Published in Pakistan

• by Altnabla

What a catchy title. I am still kidnapped in america discovering the local gastronomy (namely cheesesteaks and pizzas), I havent had sand in days but I met a wonderful pakigirl who wore very sexy clothes (I could see her bare feet under the burka) Maybe I can throw her in my harem alongside the goats, she can fit perfectly.

Girls in America are pig-disgusting and all acting like whores, they are fat and smell pizzas but it is still better than sex-in-tree-hole so I guess it's cool.

Also I come back in Pakistan with JET AIRWAYS (an indian company from pakistan) on monday then I will eat a lot of sand and exile myself in the desert for 5 more days to cleanse my soul from the pig-disgusting american influences.

Also I met some koreans, they teached me beautiful words to say when I crush my opponent head with my gigantic penis.

Well so far so good, PAKSISTAAN