The Dioist - newspaper of Altnabla

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To the Milli Vanilli's party.

14 • Day 621, 07:59 • Published in Pakistan

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Dear Opponents,

The issues you are bringing up have been discussed and have been on the way to be solved for quite some time now. I will take 5 minute to answer each of your question and then I'll go bang my girlfriend.

1/ War Games.
I

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I am president of pakistan.

11 • Day 594, 06:19 • Published in Pakistan

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It's pretty neat to win with 87.80 % of votes.

I really feel like we're in a good old rigged elections country.

Also, cocks.

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[DIO] VOTE FOR CONGRESS - READ BEFORE VOTING

2 • Day 583, 06:49 • Published in Pakistan

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Currently, I need you guys to vote for these guys

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Gyro_Zeppeli
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habeeb
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Goosed
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William Walker

Do vote for Derp and Rimtlan as well

We need to even our votes, currently 2 votes are required to get in congress. 3 to

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[PPP] I'm fucking twenty-one.

8 • Day 580, 06:45 • Published in Pakistan

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ISLAMABAD, 22 JUNE 2009

Hello People of Pakistan,

As you may know, I'm currently leader of the PPP party, so that's cool.
As an official government guideline about the Furries, I will say the following to avoid offending them : they … read more »

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Muda. Da. Le Pakistan est de retour

9 • Day 550, 05:24 • Published in France France

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Chère France,
Aimée France,

Comme promis, nos terres nous ont été rendue par l'infaillible indonésie.
Votre ambassadeur national, en exil en France depuis bientôt 3 long mois, va enfin pouvoir retrouver son sable, son désert et ne faire qu'un … read more »