The Dark Squirrel - newspaper of Magus Eceerb

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Poland Led by Evil EVIL Spock (Also Turkey is getting owned)

1 • Day 573, 08:31 • Published in USA USA

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Poland, as everybody knows, is taking over the world. Scrabman, is, as he claimed, an evil Spock. That is good for us, having an evil president means we don't have to play by the rules.

BUT

Poland is led by the evil EVIL Spock. (You see,

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eReligions

11 • Day 572, 07:23 • Published in USA USA

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The reader may have read one of my previous articles concerning an online epidemic known as:

Stupid.

This virus has began inter species breeding with citizens and organizations in order to create a new form of stupid. Online fake religions.

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A Worthless Article

3 • Day 571, 09:15 • Published in USA USA

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This... is a worthless article. In this article we will discuss other worthless articles.

Articles about cheese are worthless.

Articles about Llamas are worthless.

Articles about chickens are worthless.

Articles about worthless articles

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A Soldier's Diary

0 • Day 570, 06:52 • Published in USA USA

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A deep and appealing story of a lone soldier, taking on an entire legion of enemy forces. Here:

"Ouch, darn, like, twenty bullets hit me in the chest. Why aren't I dead? Hey! I'm alive! I'm aliv- UH!"

And then he died.

You

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Call to Legs (In contrast to "call to arms")

5 • Day 569, 11:08 • Published in USA USA

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You've heard the call to arms in many places.

"Prepare Amercia"

"We have to get ready for PEACE attack"

"Arms! We need weapons and manpower!"

But, this is Magus Eceerb saying, what about legs?

Yes legs. The things we walk with,