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eReligions

Day 572, 07:23 • Published in USA USA

• by Magus Eceerb

The reader may have read one of my previous articles concerning an online epidemic known as:

Stupid.

This virus has began inter species breeding with citizens and organizations in order to create a new form of stupid. Online fake religions.

I am not going to discuss any real religions, cause frankly I hate religious discussions. They get very angry and annoying. But I am talking about fake religions. There are two major online religions.

1) Dioism. Worshiping a FAKE god named Dio. Who "has plans to unify peace and happiness". And of course not enslave you and intimidate you into a pile of eMush so that he, and his "priests" can mold you and manipulate you into doing anything they tell you to. Dioism, is a sham. And besides, if all you dioists want to unify peace and happiness, why not do it in the REAL world. This game isn't meant to be about peace and prosperity. If you are all about mediocre success in a flower shop and living in wellness and happiness, why pretend to do it? If you look at the front page of eRepublik, it clearly states it is a social strategy game.

And what do you do in games? Stuff you normally can't do in real life! And if you do stuff you can do in real life why not do it in real life? Because there are some of us who have no lives!

2) Adminism. Worshiping the ADMINS. Seriously? That's the stupidest idea ever. The admins, clearly enjoy making this game, but are also doing it partially for money.

They do it for part of their living.

This clearly says to the common ePeople, that the adminism followers worship average, everyday, workers. This means that the adminism cultists are lazy, unemployed hobos at the most. And did I forget? WHO HAVE NO LIVES. Get a job! A girlfriend! A life!

This is, as some of you may have noticed, a drawback from original THE DARK SQUIRREL content, which has mostly consisted of stupid and irrelevant things. But I received some comments that suggested it was getting boring. So I decided to do something worthwhile and clearly point out this games fumbling idiots. I know several people may report me for this, being helplessly drawn in by the virus of stupid, but I'm sure the admins will agree with me. That they don't want to be worshiped by hobos. So please vote this up for the eWorld to see.

And remember, you heard this first on, THE DARK SQUIRREL

Comments

Lorenzo Serafini Day 572, 07:37

Did you forget Michael Lewis?
Voted, people talking ereligion around erep draws a smirk on my face everytime.

jolly roger industries Day 572, 07:40

yeah! you cant forget lweisism or lewdisim whatever it is.

Couger's Assets Day 572, 08:02

Diosism is based of an ePerson. But yeah, its all idiotic

Cimbron Day 572, 08:06

Fake religions? How would one know a religion is fake unless it's been proven. This is Blasphemy.

Rhane has an Org Day 572, 08:08

It's a game. As creator of the term "Adminism", I take offense at you bashing it in this SOCIAL game. These things enrich the game, and you don't have to participate in these religions if you don't want to. They don't hurt you, they only make the game more fun for others. Ask anyone from BETA if they did not like the /v/akis(not Iranians, by the way).

Magus Eceerb Day 572, 10:34

Cimbron, if you didn't listen, these are VIRTUAL RELIGIONS we're talking about. It's not blasphemy unless you actually believe some mystical god created the internet. And like I said, if you are so engrossed in this game that you're worshiping the creators of it, you have no life.