Stream of Consciousness - newspaper of Ari Lazarus

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A Brief Look at the Economic Effects of the Invasion

7 • Day 1,110, 01:41 • Published in Australia

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Been a while: on my return I found, to my dismay, that eIndonesia is once again attacking Australia. Here are the expected effects of the war thus far:

eIndonesia

Food - Production yields will increase from bonuses of 10% to … read more »

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Sportsmanship

10 • Day 982, 17:19 • Published in Australia

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This is what greeted me this morning.

Lying to newbies is taking things to a new level of low. I … read more »

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Taxation

9 • Day 770, 15:14 • Published in Australia

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Most, if not all protectionist import taxes should be lowered.

Why?

Competition drives industry, and our protectionist measures have shown to be ineffective in shielding the industry in times of war (observe the weapons and gift

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Priceless.

19 • Day 763, 13:17 • Published in Australia

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Using eIndo tanks....
720 gold.

Feeding the Brazilian War Machine....
3000++ gold.

Having Australians sunbathe in Morro de Sao Paolo because your president fell asleep at the wheel?
Priceless.

Some things, money just

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Come in... bzzt... come in.

3 • Day 758, 11:27 • Published in Australia

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"Bzzzzt ... come in Mike X-Ray Oscar, X-Ray Oscar do you read me, over?"

"Affirmative, Command. This is X-Ray Oscar, over."

"What the hell happened out there Lieutenant?""

"We ran into a … read more »