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About my newspaper

This paper was once serious. Like the Guardian.

Then it degenerated. Think the Sun.

Finally it just became a load of bollocks. Like the Daily Mail.

The Adventures of Sir Isaac: Prelude

13 • Day 1,480, 14:37 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

The Adventures of Sir Isaac/ Ajay

It's voting day, and Sir Isaac Newton PRS is running for congress:

But bad news strikes as the votes start to … read more »

The Royal Navy: Comicy thing

46 • Day 1,479, 11:06 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

Britain are fighting in Ireland, but need more help. Sir Mic, head of the MoD, calls for the Royal Navy.

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King Woldy in ONE Show Shock Public Execution Horror

7 • Day 1,477, 11:59 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

Shocking news, which is in no way fabricated or lies, has happened. King Woldy, during an appearance on the popular ONE Show (hosted by Romper and Adrian Chiles), publicly executed half of the public sector in a sweeping move, whilst the rest have

UKDP is dead...I blame UKRP and the UKPP

9 • Day 1,471, 12:28 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

As the UKPP continues to rise, we see the slow demise of another. The UKDP, formally APP, formally something else etc is now on the downfall. One factor you could blame is … read more »

ONE...and dealing with the Isish

16 • Day 1,436, 10:42 • Published in United Kingdom

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Warfare analysis

Evidence suggests that the eUK has now joined ONE. After this article from biohazard here, the evidence points towards our inclusion, as he places Great Britain