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This paper was once serious. Like the Guardian.

Then it degenerated. Think the Sun.

Finally it just became a load of bollocks. Like the Daily Mail.

Some Bushisms (George Bush Howlers) for you

3 Day 1,326, 03:13 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Just some fine words from the political genius himself:



"I'm thrilled to be here in the bread basket of America because it gives me a chance to remind

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It is just like a surrender, except we were ordered to do it.

4 Day 1,325, 11:38 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Battle orders Battle orders

They said chivalry was dead. It seriously isn't. Just one measly day after conquering the Danish region of Midtjylland, we were ordered to help the resistance forces and give it back. The majority listened, but some completely ignored them. At the

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