King Woldy in ONE Show Shock Public Execution Horror

Day 1,477, 11:59 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Citizen 4945322

Shocking news, which is in no way fabricated or lies, has happened. King Woldy, during an appearance on the popular ONE Show (hosted by Romper and Adrian Chiles), publicly executed half of the public sector in a sweeping move, whilst the rest have been shackled and forced to wear badges declaring that they are Welsh. The Trade Union of the Public Sector is shocked, well, the remaining one member is, after every single "ring-leader" of the union behind the mass strike was slapped to death by trout.


King Woldy, the killer.

On the ONE show to promote his new documentary on his intriguing life, King Woldy then ordered the death of roughly 112, 563.8 public Sector strikers whilst discussing the issue with Chiles. The show then cut to the grounds of the Balmoral where we saw teachers, bin men and builders all being led out, shackled to each other by chains, their hands tied by rope. Jim McKinlay was one person who was executed, although amazingly 20% still lives. We asked him for his thoughts: "Yes, I did recieve horrific injuries, but the fact that my trout broke in half is an act of God. Thank heavens 20% of me was spared."


What the trout did to Jim.

We ask, should King Woldy be sacked and leave the Royal Family? Or is this in his right to kill half the Public Sector workers? Have we simply taken it out of context? Are you worried that your bin will not be collected this week because your usual bin man is now lying dead in a field, trout all over him? We want your views in the comments section.