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Inane Interview with Pizza the Hut

23 • Day 1,238, 12:09 • Published in USA USA •

POSITIVE THINKING INTERVIEW

This article marks the second in a series of inane interviews with influential e-Reppers. This time, Pizza the Hut briefly puts up with Positive Thinking's absurd approach to pseudo-journalism.

Hope … read more »

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Inane Interview with George Pumpkinette

56 • Day 1,234, 12:54 • Published in USA USA •

POSITIVE THINKING INTERVIEW

Today I bring you the first in a potentially long, or more likely extremely short, series of inane interviews with influential eReppers. This is a different type of conversation, one that says more about … read more »

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Vote Chutley for POTUS

3 • Day 1,232, 12:44 • Published in USA USA •



Wait, I'm not eligible or remotely qualified for the position? I guess I'll just go back to producing grain and writing stupid shit.





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We Need A New Word

7 • Day 1,231, 16:21 • Published in USA USA •

We Need A New Word



We’ve upgraded practically all of our childhood terms. Butt became ass, pee became piss, poop became shit. There’s only one thing that hasn’t change😛







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Googled (Dumb Thoughts, Day 1,229)

4 • Day 1,229, 13:08 • Published in USA USA •

Three Thoughts


1. It is absolutely, positively second nature to smell your fingers after you scratch your a$$. You do it, I do it, Queen Elizabeth does it. Steven Hawking would if he could. Why wouldn't you? The results are … read more »