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A Major Promotion: Comment Contest

23 • Day 1,245, 14:33 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

POSITIVE THINKING


Today I was promoted to Major. Thank God - there’s so much I couldn’t do as a minor.


Here are five examples:


5. Legally carry a Q1 gun



4. Go to eRep strip clubs. They’re somewhere, right?
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A French Revelation

15 • Day 1,244, 18:17 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

POSITIVE THINKING


A French Revelation


Americans have often said that the French have a bit of a different perspective on the world.

Well, today, Positive Thinking presents to you irrefutable evidence … read more »

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SEX! ...and other thoughts (Positive Thinking)

11 • Day 1,242, 21:52 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

POSITIVE THINKING


Thought of the Day


It's weird how, depending on the circumstances, sex can either be the best experience, or the worst experience, you'll ever have.

That's why, when someone tells me they … read more »

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Sometimes Cake Isn't Delicious (Inane Thoughts, Day 1,240)

10 • Day 1,240, 09:33 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

POSITIVE THINKING


Five Thoughts


1. Why do we call unwanted emails “Spam?” They usually make no sense, so I call them baloney.


[img]http://www.isitfast.com/images/Funny/stop-the-[/img] … read more »

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Turkish Pizza (An Inane Translation)

13 • Day 1,239, 06:30 • Published in USA USA •

In case you missed the English version: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/inane-interview-with-pizza-the-hut-1744104/1/20


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