Inane Interview with George Pumpkinette

Day 1,234, 12:54 • Published in USA USA • by Chutley
POSITIVE THINKING INTERVIEW

Today I bring you the first in a potentially long, or more likely extremely short, series of inane interviews with influential eReppers. This is a different type of conversation, one that says more about personality than political stance, for once. Hope you enjoy its nonsensical, completely uninformative, ridiculously stupid, format.



10 Questions with Recent and Future Presidential Candidate, George Pumpkinette:

INSIDE GEORGE:

1. What's the root of your name? Is it from an unhealthy love of pumpkins? If so, what's your favorite thing about pumpkins? If not, what's your favorite thing about pumpkins?

George: My family, George K9, Pumpkinette feline; maybe it is a healthy love of a Pumpkin (ette, french for daughter of, her mother was named Pumpkin); Pumpkins are free around Halloween and come with candles; they do not hurt anyone too bad if you get careless from a second floor balcony.


2. Let's keep this pumpkin thing going for one more question. If you were carving a jack-o-lantern, what would you make?

George: Pumpkin pie, unless you mean what would I carve, my true love Emerick, can I have photo to give to Israel Nazi hunters? Pretty please


3. Who's the cat?

George: Me


4. Do dogs suck? If not, who or what does?

George: I am not an authority on sucking dogs; gosh gentleman don't tell (OK, when and if i grow up I want to be one, so can I pretend with this question?)


5. Explain this:





George: It was enough with iNCi posting my link to Facebook, why are you publishing my drivers license photo?






MORE DUMB STUFF:

6. Aside from this, what's the dumbest thing you've ever seen or done on eRep?

George: Damn, just when I offered too make up with a certain party with the initials UIP (seen and done).


7. What's the grossest word? Explain. Is it "pukestravaganza?" Why not?

George: Nostrilious, bugger eating it is not only for babies. Have you ever seen the puke scene in RVA, truly entertainment, makes the UIP seem smart, silly not gross.


8. What's the deal with potato chips? Am I right?

George: Well, if you are careful enough with a marker and don't smear too much and no one is too drunk or hungry you should be able to get a few hands of poker in; when have you been wrong?


9. Create a slogan for eRepublik

George: Pay or go away


10. Say something else:

George: Something else



This ridiculous interview was brought to you by Caveman Lawyers:








AND NOW FOR TURKISH!!!



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Baskanliga adayligini koymus olan George Pumpkinette'ye 10 soru:

GEORGE'UN ICINDEN:

1: Isminin asil anlami ne? Kabaklara olan sagliksiz bir ask mi? Evetse, kabaklarin hangi yanini seviyorsun? Hayirsa, kabaklarin hangi yanini seviyorsun?

George: Ailem. George K9, Pumpkinette (ozel isim cevirmedim) feline; belki de saglikli bir Balkabagi askidir (ette, Fransizca birinin kizi demek (hakankizi gibi) annesinin adi Pumpkin(balkabagi) idi); Balkabaklari cadilar bayraminda serbest ve icinde mumlarla geliyor kimseye zarari olmaz, ama eger 2. katin balkonundan kafaniza duserse cok sanssizsiniz.


S2: Haydi su balkabagi olayini bu soruda da devam ettirelim. Oyulmus bir balkabagi feneri olsan (cadilar bayramindaki) ne yapardin?

George: Balkabagi turtasi yapardim, tabiki neyi oymami merak ediyorsan benim gercek askim Emerick'i oyardim, Israil Nazi avcilarina vermek icin bir fotografini edinebilir miyim? guzel olsun


S3: Kedi kim?

George: Benim.


S4: Kopekler kotu mudur? Hayir diyorsan ne kotudur?

George: Kopeklerin kotu olup olmadigina karar verecek bir otorite degilim; off beyler soylemeyin (Tamam, eger buyur de bir kopek olmaya karar verirsem bu soruyu bahane edebilir miyim?)


S5: Bunu acikla:




George: iNCi'nin benim Facebook profilimi yayinlamasi yetmisti zaten, neden ehliyet icin cektirdigim resmi yayinliyorsun?





DAHA FAZLA APTALCA SEY:


S6: Bunlardan baska, eRepublik'te simdiye kadar gordugun veya yaptigin en aptalca sey nedir?

George: Amina koyayim lan, UIP'lerin basindakilere ciddi bir parti kurmak icin teklif gondermistim. (UIP: United Independents Party)


S7: En igrenc sozcuk nedir? Acikla. Yoksa "pukestravaganza" mi? Neden bu degil?

George: Mahvetmek sadece bebeklere ozgu degil. RVA'daki kusma sahnesini gormusmuydun, o iste gercek bir girisimcilikti, UIP'nin zeki gorunmesini saglamisti, aptalcaydi fakat igrenc degildi.


S8: Patates cipsleriyle ilgili olay ne? Hakli miyim?

George: Bir tahta kalemiyle yeterince dikkatli olursan etrafa da leke yapmazsan ve kimse cok ac veya cok sarhos degilse pokerde bir kac el kazanabilirsin, ne zamandan beri hata yapiyorsun ki?


S9: eRepublik icin bir slogan yarat.

George: Parayi ode ya da siktir ol.


S10: Baska bir sey soyle:

George: baska bir sey.


** the end**

And here is a final message from George. Given the fact that it’s in Turkish and he did not translate it into English, I will assume, likely rightly, that it contains numerous insults:

Cevirmen Notu: Beyler ilk olarak bu makalenin amaci sacma 10 soruya sacma 10 cevap vermekmis. Ayrica adam cok ilginc konusuyor, farkli konusuyor, farkli yaziyor neden oldugunu tahmin ediyorsunuz yazmiyim buraya, bu nedenle bazi yerlerde cevirilerde "ne diyor bu amk liselisi" diyebilirsiniz, o durumlarda muhtemelen ya tam ceviri uyduramamisimdir, ya da bu adam farkli konustugundan bi farklilik olmustur.


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