Prehistoric Times - newspaper of Horice P Fossil

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Peace joke

5 • Day 479, 12:18 • Published in Romania Romania

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A patrol of PEACEKEEPERS are heading through a small Romanian village.
When on the horizon they spot a tree with what looks like plastic bags hanging from it.
The sergeant in charge puts his binoculars to his eyes and focuses on the tree, "what do

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Battle of the Volgue

7 • Day 476, 09:35 • Published in United Kingdom

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Fellow Atlantis soldiers! Hear me!

Today is the day of days, the endless hordes of Asia are at the Gates of Europe, the vile pechineese and their lapdogs are trying to break into our fair country and wreak havoc. Today their march of destruction

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Worst support ever

4 • Day 470, 13:54 • Published in United Kingdom

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In this the fourth presidential election since the prehistoric times formation,we are continuing our tradition of the worst support ever feature:

Vote Oexis,he's eggactly what the eUK needs.

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South East clinics are open

2 • Day 467, 01:33 • Published in United Kingdom

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The South East clinic will begin gifting tomorrow
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There have been some changes to the rules on gifting and more in the pipeline.
To recieve NHS assistance you MUST be working for a sutible level company,the higher the Q the more wellness you

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Will you be the MDUs 80th member?

12 • Day 452, 01:07 • Published in United Kingdom

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Today could be the day that YOU citizen of eUk enter the MDUs record books as our 80th member.
For the lucky citizens we will supply a lovely MDU logo to put on your profile page,free membership to the MDU forum and a hearty handshake from out