Prehistoric Times - newspaper of Horice P Fossil

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A to Z of the new Cabinet.

8 • Day 447, 14:27 • Published in United Kingdom

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A new president has just been selected
By a large majority Final Destiny was elected
Cabinet positions have now been made
Dishmcds has returned to the ministry of trade
Everyone chosen is happy and giddy
Foreign affairs is now run by Squiddy

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The UKRP no longer resides here.

7 • Day 443, 15:04 • Published in United Kingdom

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An eUK citizen approached number 10 from across downing street , where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the para standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with UKRP president."

The para looked at the man and said, "

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Worst support ever?

9 • Day 442, 09:36 • Published in United Kingdom

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In this the third presidential election since the prehistoric times formation,we are continuing our tradition of the worst support ever feature:

Vote Final Destiny !
Because in the town where I was born lived a man who sailed to sea,and he told

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SOUTH EAST CLINIC

3 • Day 440, 08:06 • Published in United Kingdom

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Hello again Horice here,South East NHS director.

The clinic is now up and running and accepting new patients,i have 27 registered and more are requesting to join each day.

Over the last three days i have donated 580 gifts to those in the South

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SOUTH EAST CLINIC

7 • Day 437, 07:37 • Published in United Kingdom

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FIRST THE GOOD NEWS!

The South East clinic is now re-open.
I've been given the key to the office by the MoH JerryGFL and have started to work through the backlog of requests and PMs.

NOW THE NOT SO GOOD NEWS!

The clinic is experiencing