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God Save the Queen

7 Day 711, 01:01 Published in Canada Canada

There once was a very gay gal
Whom everyone thought was quite swell
Until they found out
(Without any doubt)
That "she" was a "he"... what the hell?

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Master Bastion Blues

5 Day 707, 08:52 Published in Canada Canada

They tried to take our Bastion,
But we fought like cats and dogs.
We loaded up the cannons
And we piled up the logs.

We held our weapons firmly,
As we aimed between their eyes.
'Til finally they retreated
Which to us was no surprise.

Yes

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Beware the Alternate Universe!

3 Day 704, 09:29 Published in Canada Canada

In an alternate universe (sometimes refered to as Real Life), the demands of others prevented me from returning to my control console, so thus, unfortunately, I was unable to insert my Yukon claim to run for eCongress within the time parameters

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Do you WANT to be led?

2 Day 701, 13:40 Published in Canada Canada

Do you want to be led?
If not, then instead
Join a party for fun
And when all's said and done
Just be happy as heck
That it isn't YOUR neck
That appears on the block
When the voters take stock
Of their gains and your losses
And give up on

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Exercise your vote...

2 Day 695, 11:06 Published in Canada Canada

Exercise your vote today,
And take it for a walk.
Your vote will really love you
If you let it talk.

Feed your vote it's breakfast,
And brush it's furry back.
Smother it with kindness,
And don't forget it's snack.

Respect your vote has

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