Pacific Poet's Post - newspaper of Monk Penman

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Hungary for Dessert?

9 • Day 692, 19:48 • Published in Canada Canada

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If you want to play Diplomacy,
Go back home, and we will see...

But for now, we have a taste
For prairie wheat, so will not waste
Too much more time before we take
Our province back, so we can bake
A loaf or two for hungry men...
And for

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Beam me up, Scotty...

4 • Day 673, 20:13 • Published in Canada Canada

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The planet's surface is infested by some kind of slime... my tricorder says it consists primarily of eHungarian goulash.

I'm going to see if I can make contact with the natives... there's one over there... I'll use my universal translator to

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Who to vote for? What a mess...

3 • Day 672, 08:18 • Published in Canada Canada

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Who to vote for? What a mess!
Just epolitics I guess...
Vote for me
You will see
Lots of humour, nothing less!

On the serious side, I shall endeavour to uphold the policies of the DAL, to the best of my ability, and serve the country with

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Send me 5 gold...

5 • Day 669, 00:51 • Published in Canada Canada

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You're getting sleepy... so very sleepy... yes, very, very sleepy... try to open your eyes... very good, now you don't have to try anymore... just relax and enjoy the DEEP sense of peace as you rest your eyes... very good... now, when you wake up,

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There was a young buck from Iran...

5 • Day 666, 00:48 • Published in Canada Canada

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There was a young buck from Iran
(As well as the rest of his clan)
Who wanted some fun
So picked up a gun
And came to the West with a plan.

We thought we would f*ck up his plan
(As well as the rest of his clan)
We got bigger guns
And bombs