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Master Bastion Blues

Day 707, 08:52 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Monk Penman

They tried to take our Bastion,
But we fought like cats and dogs.
We loaded up the cannons
And we piled up the logs.

We held our weapons firmly,
As we aimed between their eyes.
'Til finally they retreated
Which to us was no surprise.

Yes we're masters of the Bastion
As we take up in our hands
The means by which we drive the Blues
Right out of all our lands.

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Monk Penman Day 707, 09:13

...and I'll bet you thought it was a typo, eh?

Cadallion Quaide Day 707, 14:07

While this fighting/Was exciting-/While dogs can bark/And cat's be catty,/I have found it sweet/And I prefer by far,/When they are happy/Or lying down, to sleep./ And,/To this man,/It is much better to choose/to take a cat or dog in hand/For to chase away the blues.

CQ

🙂

Monk Penman Day 707, 17:06

Yo, dog...

Stroke them bitches, pet them pussies...

Plugson Day 710, 14:10

I seriously misread that title. I'd better go do penance.

The only good reply I can come with is "Death or Glory" from The Clash. Somehow it may fit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79iZy_DqoyI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79iZy_Dqo[..]qoyI

Best lines:
'n every gimmick hungry yob digging gold from rock 'n roll,
Grabs the mike to tell us he'll die before he's sold,
But I believe in this and it's been tested by research,
He, who fucks nuns, will later join the church.

Bad but good.

Monk Penman Day 711, 00:45

Plugson wrote:

"I seriously misread that title. I'd better go do penance"

Well, it IS a double entendre! So I very carefully constructed my title...

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