Old Uncle Keeg's Rants - newspaper of Keegan Knoll

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Day 5: What The F*** Am I Doing!?!?!

15 • Day 813, 16:05 • Published in Philippines

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I promise you, citizens of the Philippines, whatever I did, I didn't do it... And I'll never do it again...

Okay, I did do it, and it was extremely nerve-wracking in the … read more »

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Day 4: The (Very Temporary) Rise Of An Empire

16 • Day 812, 16:47 • Published in Philippines

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Hello, my loyal subjects!

Today, is a glorious day for the Philippines. Not only have we yet again acquired Sabah, but we have also gained the region of Hainan from China! This is the most expansive that our territory has ever been, and I am

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Day 3: A Cabinet, Some Announcements, And... Civil War In Mindanao?

11 • Day 811, 18:43 • Published in Philippines

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Well, eFilipinos, welcome back. I have fought the evil minions of IRL away, to deliver to you my semi-daily presidential speech, and update on the nation. Today's speech will hold several announcements, including the official cabinet for the month,

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Day 1: Oh, Look At That

14 • Day 809, 19:41 • Published in Philippines

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Upon waking up today, I looked around the room I was in. Everything was normal. After a number of hours, I logged into eRepublik, and did my working and training for the day, not thinking much of it. But then, I log in to IRC, ready to do my typical

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UNITY For A Better Philippines

26 • Day 804, 00:17 • Published in Philippines

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UNITY

Over the last few days, it has been decided that I will be the UNITY candidate, representing the Philippines in the Presidential elections, for the continued … read more »