Old Uncle Keeg's Rants - newspaper of Keegan Knoll

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Please, I Do Not Need Any More Votes!

2 • Day 797, 16:55 • Published in Philippines

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Hello, my eFilipino friends!

I am very thankful for all your support, but I am writing this article to let you know that I am safe in this election. If you wish to

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My Seventh Consecutive Hard Worker Medal

7 • Day 796, 06:55 • Published in Philippines

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Yeah, that's right. I haven't missed a single day of eRep in 210 days now.

I totally have a life, I swear...

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Keegan Knoll For Congress in Palawan!

11 • Day 791, 15:33 • Published in Philippines

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Hello, citizens of the ePhilippines!

It's getting to be around the congress elections once again, and again I would like to announce my candidacy for congressman in Palawan, under the Philippines Health Party. I have greatly enjoyed my

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Poland Is An Electrode!

25 • Day 784, 17:34 • Published in Poland Poland

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Congratulations Poland, you are a fully evolved Indonesia. … read more »

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Opening of the Hekter Is Awesome Committee

15 • Day 781, 20:28 • Published in Philippines

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In light of all of the committees that have been started lately, (Constitutional Committee, Immigration Committee, etc.) I present to you:

The Hekter Is Awesome Committee

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