News With a Nutsack - newspaper of Dekona Rodriguez

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Congress Celebration!

2 • Day 706, 15:45 • Published in Malaysia

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"Congratulations on winning the elections! May wisdom be bestowed upon your administration!"

(PS some of my American Government vocab words will be in bold)

I want to thank all Malaysia, especially my constituents for

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Endorsements

0 • Day 705, 15:13 • Published in Malaysia

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I would like to make a few endorsements. First off I would like to endorse all of my fellow Mudkips in Malaysia. I hope that these elections are successful in bringing our true ideals into the eyes of the Malaysian public.
Second I offer my

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Oh The Places You Will Go...

4 • Day 698, 20:22 • Published in Malaysia

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... The things that you will see, I still remember Dr. Suess and all of his sayings, partially because he has the same birthday as my mom (I on the other hand instinctively can roundhouse kick and be an evil mastermind because I share a birthday

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Congress For My Comrades (now with 100% more boobies)

11 • Day 696, 15:20 • Published in Malaysia

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I now announce my plans to run for congress representing the Mudkip Workers' Party in Northeastern Thailand. My platform is as it has always been. Lower the VAT and income taxes while raising importation taxes on the supplies we have, in order for

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A Bit of Myself

0 • Day 690, 20:51 • Published in Malaysia

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I made this flag on a site called superflag to try to represent me, I made this one using my home and residency.