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Next Stop... Pensylvania! (I hope)

10 • Day 623, 08:32 • Published in Portugal Portugal •

Due to the recent capture of the capital of America I see how unstoppable we (the PEACE war machine) are so I already count Maryland as part of what I like to call New Portugal, which means you know what we border? The great(est) state of

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America's Bittersweet Defeat

17 • Day 622, 09:10 • Published in Portugal Portugal •

With four PEACE countries that weren't there in the first place now in North America (Portugal, France, Indonesia, and Russia) and my beloved home besieging the capital city, it brings mixed feelings of joy and sorrow for me. I mean I am glad that

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My Return

16 • Day 607, 19:24 • Published in China China •

I have chosen to return back to my home country, Portugal. I will move to the Azores region and run for congress using my experience I have acquired from my life in countries of all to govern to my best ability. I remain with the philosophy that the

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A Goodbye

12 • Day 605, 10:47 • Published in Russia Russia •

I am saying goodbye to my home in Russia. I wish all my friends and followers the best of luck here and I invite any of you to talk to me again. I leave for China today...

FaIrwell!

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Summer Fun

9 • Day 595, 20:40 • Published in Russia Russia •

I suggest that everybody sit back and chillax to the song "I'm on a Boat", but if you want a more racially appropriate song and you are Cuban try "I'm on a Makeshift Raft". For any of you Asian readers, run around making sure your neighborhood is

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