Congress For My Comrades (now with 100% more boobies)
Dekona Rodriguez
I now announce my plans to run for congress representing the Mudkip Workers' Party in Northeastern Thailand. My platform is as it has always been. Lower the VAT and income taxes while raising importation taxes on the supplies we have, in order for Malaysia to have a strong economy we need to encourage job growth and immigration to Malaysia. This being said I plan on accepting the citizenship requests of those who have been working and fighting for Malaysia, one who serves the country in such a way deserves a say in their government.
I also strongly believe that we must work towards strengthening the MYR on the scale of international scale by issuing small amounts of money backed by large sums of gold. We must also secure allies in the rest of the world (yes I know we have some, but the more the merrier, no?), however I believe that we must not join any of the larger alliances of the world and instead remain neutral, even if joining PEACE would make us have more allies it would also bring new enemies and would allow turn us into a puppet country. I am determined not to let this happen for it has ruined the true independence of so many other countries.
Even more reasons:
-I am active
-I have a long distinguished military career
-I have connections all over the world
-I helped found the Mudkip Movement
-I have always kept with the same ideology
(PS for I added a pic for those who are pathetic)
Comments
1. DO NOT accept as many applications as you can. All that will do is destroy the government. Only allow in people who have been vetted by the factcheckers on the forum.
2. An overly strong MYR is not a good thing, as it makes it more costly to set up companies here for foreign workers. We have a comprehensive economic plan in place already created by ex-President Nagyzee.
3. We have allies in the world, Sol. They are independent of the two major alliances, and so are we.
Still, welcome and good luck.
I edited it and still need to do some more, it may be hard to understand what I am saying, I won't accept every level 6 joe schmoe who will leave in 3 days, second, it will simply help purchasing items we don;t have from abroad, and I don;t mean donate 1000000000 gold for MYR, I mean moderate strengthening, and finally the more friends we have the better, as long as they are not overly reliant on us and visa-versa, but anyway, thanks
With lower income tax and VAT, how would you fund the military or any other government programs? Exactly which government programs would you fund?
dude, let me praise you for your great flag xD it's lovely xD
and good luck 🙂
thank you my Portugese Compadre
Vote for boobies
I'm interested in your plans to lower the VAT. Could I hear more about that?😃
vote for boobs lol
I demand OVER 9000 more breasts.
VAT - 1% haha. u wanna do 0%?
I don't like your taste in boobes.