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[PotUS] Basic Decency

65 • Day 3,523, 09:44 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



I’ve been at Disney World, so I'm in Disney mode


There exists a place in eUS Society called the eUSA Forums.

Like most national … read more »

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[PotUS] Maximum Monies

13 • Day 3,506, 23:34 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



Sadly, it’s been a while.

Unfortunately, I got sidetracked for various things in the past couple weeks. We started off pretty strong. We got our first state department interview, we got a WHPR, we got … read more »

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Dear Ukraine

17 • Day 3,505, 16:31 • Published in Ukraine Ukraine • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



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[PotUS] Cabinet Crossword - Prizes Inside!

21 • Day 3,487, 07:32 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis




Americans,

I’d like to start by thanking you for the opportunity to serve you, once again, in the office of the presidency. No other president has had the opportunity to serve for a fifth term.

I … read more »

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[Derp4PotUS] My Mane Crew

19 • Day 3,483, 09:39 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis




Dearest Americans,

No good administration is complete without a solid cabinet. As much as I’d love to do all the work myself, there’s only so much time in the day to get things done. You’ll … read more »