i-channel - newspaper of Dokomo

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iCabinet

12 • Day 710, 15:26 • Published in Japan Japan

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To all the citizens of Japan, Konbanwa! As I announced previously, I am running for President. Allow me to give a background for my qualifications and accomplishments.

I am a
2x Congressman of North Korea
Ambassador to Japan
2x Congressman of

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iPresident - Part Duex

9 • Day 708, 20:43 • Published in Japan Japan

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Once again I find myself a candidate for President. Perhaps this month I will keep it short and sweet. My platform will be as follows:

1) Continuing support for my economic reforms. With the help of Congress, tax reform was instituted but there

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iAction and iMotivation

5 • Day 704, 10:19 • Published in Japan Japan

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With the recent spat of articles I want to explain the difference between action and motivation in politics. If I oppose an action, I do not care what the motivations behind it are. If I oppose a motivation, I could however support the action

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Godzilla joins the Navy

13 • Day 703, 16:07 • Published in Japan Japan

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Some weeks back a proposal was put up to transfer a sum of jpy to the National Bank, supposedly to help with Money Market activities. These funds would also include the payments to the Japanese Imperial Army and Navy. I voted yes, as did many

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Godzilla is Expanding!

1 • Day 696, 14:11 • Published in Japan Japan

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Godzilla Party, Japan's leader in election services, is proud to announce that preparations for another great Congress season have begun. From the plains of Kanto to beaches of Shikoku, from the highlands of Tohoku to the front lines of Gangwon-do