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[President] - Cabinet Positions

69 • Day 929, 07:26 • Published in Japan Japan

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Cabinet positions are mostly unchanged this month. We are using a new system of Vice Ministers to act as assistants and understudies.

Vice President - Nowe

Minister of Finance - Oligagnon
Vice MoF - Vai Siv

Minister of Defense - Eustachy

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Presidential Candidate - Whaaaaa?

46 • Day 924, 14:47 • Published in Japan Japan

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So, I guess I'm now a Presidential Candidate. That'll teach me to chill in a party I don't rule with an iron fist.

My platform is simple.

Internal Affairs: Rock out and rebuild Japan's war stocks of gold and items. Steal Nowe's idea of Under-

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Victory Long Cylindrical Tower!

16 • Day 896, 14:20 • Published in Japan Japan

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I was informed that today, one of Japan's candidates for President, TheReverendSeanV, has been temporarily banned because he referred to erecting a Victory "Long Cylindrical Tower" in South Korea following the Japanese annexation of the

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Scorpion's Honor

9 • Day 854, 15:46 • Published in Japan Japan

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As long time followers of my paper might have noticed, I have talked extensively on the topic of Bushido and how it relates to eJapan. I have tried to spread the influence of the Samurai to all of our citizens. But it shames me to see a party with

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The Scorpion and the Frog

7 • Day 852, 14:41 • Published in Japan Japan

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This is an old story; one of the oldest, in fact. It is the first story I ever learned, and I will tell it to you now.

It is said that when the children of Sun and Moon held … read more »