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Presidential Candidate - Whaaaaa?

Day 924, 14:47 • Published in Japan USA

• by Dokomo

So, I guess I'm now a Presidential Candidate. That'll teach me to chill in a party I don't rule with an iron fist.

My platform is simple.

Internal Affairs: Rock out and rebuild Japan's war stocks of gold and items. Steal Nowe's idea of Under-Secretaries. Whip Oli to make gold faster. Probably change taxes around a bit. Make Culture matter. (God, one could only hope)

Foreign Affairs: ROFL when SK impeaches whoever they elect CP. Shake my fist at Russia. Brofist our Bros. Hit Serbia in the gold-maker.

Military: Get someone awesome to run it (Hi Eustachy!) Get a compotent businessman to run military companies (Hi Danyeo!). Start a military exchange program where we send a squad to work and train with an ally for two weeks. (Hi Croatia!)

In summary, Vote for me.

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TheReverendSeanV Day 924, 14:48

What is this...I don't even...

Kill For Dokomo

Minakami Suoh Day 924, 14:48

Voted hard.

Tyler Charette Day 924, 15:19

thank you Dokomo, I finally know who to vote for.

Crawling Chaos Day 924, 15:34

What is this I don't even

Geno Garon Day 924, 15:54

Nowe did not put me in his cabinet. Nowe is no longer running; YOU are running. Learn... kk?

~ Geno Garon

Athasnim Day 924, 15:59

So um... kill for D or Vote for V?

Gonzo Garcia Day 924, 17:00

I have to say I am disappointed. I was looking foward to living in the eRepublik version of a post-apocalyptic wasteland ruled by zombies and homicidal punks. I guess I'm gonna have to settle for pragmatism and efficiency.

Kill for Dokomo!

rampp Day 924, 17:10

Dokomo is taking another spin at it, dance for the dj o/

St Krems Day 924, 17:29

I'd vote you.

Yonsil Day 924, 17:31

YES
saviour.

Loftish Day 924, 17:43

I have voted this soooo hard

Vai Siv Day 924, 18:05

If Dokomo gains the nomination, I will obviously be withdrawing and voting for Dokobro.. until then, we will be held in suspense!

JeepAmerica Day 924, 18:25

Dokomodokomodokomodokomo

Pham Nuwen Day 924, 18:28

Die for Dokomo!

Aogo Day 924, 18:34

Go you.

KITA Ikki Day 924, 18:44

DOesn't "exchange program" imply that someone from eCroatia will have to come over here when we send people over there? Who are you going to sucker into doing that? Didn't Crawling Chaos approve Crokage? How did that work out?

Also, where did the national treasury go? We're still waiting on a breakdown of expenses (who got what gold) from the Ministry of Defense.

Your ministry of defense spent an unprecedented amount of gold/JPY on battles, infrastructure placement (Gyeonggido, anyone?). Did we win any of them?

TheReverendSeanV Day 924, 18:56

Haters Gonna Hate

Minakami Suoh Day 924, 18:58

>Also, where did the national treasury go?

Ask your buddy Walorm.

Dokomo Day 924, 19:08

Oh hey it's KITA taking a knock at our good friends in Croatia because of one person from that nation, who really isn't all that bad, if you talked to him. But perhaps that's just par for the course Kita.

If you want to talk about how much gold we spent and what we gained for it, check the NBoJ donation list. You'll find all the tanks that got gold (and donated it back once they didn't use it all). As for JPY, I burned through 25k during the war supporting military and civilian efforts. But for our opponents, they lost over 1500g for Russia and 750g for South Korea. This, in addition to the open war, revenge for insults to China, and allied military maneuvering means we came out far ahead.

Myung Kei Day 924, 19:08

>Ask your buddy Walorm.

I am pretty sure that joke is several months old...Common Nowe, originality is key! 😃

Collin Roche Day 924, 19:19

@Kita Ikki: Who cares how much money you guys burned on the war? Your country had fun didn't it?

Voted.

Minakami Suoh Day 924, 19:29

>I am pretty sure that joke is several months old...Common Nowe, originality is key! 😃

I'm only original when my opposition is original. No use wasting new tricks on old dogs.

Chysamere Goru Day 924, 20:14

So hot right now

kuroiunmei Day 924, 20:14

DICKSLAP A MOFO FOR DOKOMO!

Ryanon Day 924, 20:15

voted a+++++++ would read again

Kaige X Day 924, 20:20

IBTR

Crawling Chaos Day 924, 20:38

yeah I approved Crokage. He's a cool guy.

Tanaka Fujimori Day 924, 21:43

Good luck.

Laurana Psion Day 924, 23:29

このろくでもない、すばらしき世界

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Nakamure Family Corporation Day 925, 00:44

Think I may have found my canidate for the upcoming elections. The Nakamure Family Corporation highly endorses this article.

Thanks,
Kenji Nakamure

Alfagrem Industries Day 925, 02:40

The nation of South Korea spent about 100G on an MPP with Germany.

I also lol at your definition of 'far ahead' as I laze on the beach in Jeju.

Vai Siv Day 925, 04:24

How is Jeju an important region at all?

Dokomo Day 925, 04:34

You also forgot to use the commonly accepted definition of Alfagrem = SK.

Crokage Day 925, 04:40

Croatiamaxxx 🙂

Grampa Alfagrem Day 925, 06:08

Crotiamaxxx indeed!

Japan is a paper tiger without them!

Xavinyo Day 925, 07:17

Hail USA! Hail Croatia! Bromance in the air!

But wait, where is Japan?

Vai Siv Day 925, 07:58

lol.. Alfa... You still thinking SK did anything against us? So funny.

TheReverendSeanV Day 925, 09:34

LOL@Xavinyo

Go back to eRussia, or you could go to eSK, I hear they're not so different nowadays

Crawling Chaos Day 925, 10:45

Actually I think that's another Hungarian there. And is already in Russia so yeah...

Marc Ladvidicus Day 925, 11:02

Woot Dokobro!

SaintPetersbourg Day 925, 18:22

By the way, it's "competent" not "compotent," although the later is quite droll

Aogo Day 925, 21:04

It's a cross between competent and potent.

Alfred Ball Day 926, 05:15

Foreign Affairs: ROFL when SK impeaches whoever they elect CP. Shake my fist at Russia. Brofist our Bros. Hit Serbia in the gold-maker. <<<<
😁😁😁😁😁😁^

This.

Himura Tetsuo Day 926, 05:46

Hmm, I've heard of a &quot😉okomo" before... this nostalgia intrigues me.

MrHolland420 Day 926, 12:15

Kill for Dokomo, Vote for Dokomo, fo sho

Arekku Day 942, 01:05

You are such a inspiration to me. You speak your mind and dont let anybody else tell you what to do. You are a almost perfect president. I dont care what anybody else says.

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