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"...you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?"
-Julie (Scott Pilgrim Volume 3)

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[Federalist Endorsement] Cthulu for a Weirder America

16 • Day 4,366, 11:10 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

"That is not dead which can eternal lie”

tldr: The Feds Endorse Cthulu


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[Derp4PotUS] You've Got to be Kind

11 • Day 4,328, 19:13 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

"God damn it, you've got to be kind.” ― Kurt Vonnegut.

tldr: Derphoof Now; Derphoof Forever


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The Speaker's Word: The Past Isn't Dead. It isn't Even Past.

26 • Day 4,122, 18:57 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

"There is no civility, only politics." -Senator Palpatine

Always relevant Mood Music

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Old Dog

47 • Day 3,901, 07:56 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Welcome to the museum of irrelevant and ancient media. Today's exhibit is Goodbye Blue Monday. The format is preserved from the Mesozoic Era era. If you pay close attention and utilize even rudimentary carbon dating, you can see that the jokes were

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Serious Political Analysis in the Age of Derphoof

19 • Day 3,485, 15:23 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen


Glorious leader Derphoof will be governing this coming term should he win … read more »