Goodbye Blue Monday

About my newspaper

"...you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?"
-Julie (Scott Pilgrim Volume 3)

[PROTEUS4PoTeUS] What, like it's hard?

36 • Day 4,513, 13:42 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

There's a room where the light won't find you
Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down
When they do I'll be right behind you
So glad we've almost made it
So sad they had to fade it
Everybody wants to rule the world

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[GBM] Reports from the eCDC

14 • Day 4,495, 11:26 • Published in USA USA

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Social interactions and entertainment

This article is a satire, which means that Paul Proteus has been kidnapped by his 2013 self and is grave danger

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And the Feds Endorse....

12 • Day 4,487, 13:31 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

This article has quickly become outdated. Congratulations Groot. Don't fuck it up~

"Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got."

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[GBM] Feds Run for Congress, Party 5K Rescheduled

16 • Day 4,478, 13:18 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

"The bullet is already in the brain; it won't be outrun forever, or charmed to a halt" -Tobias Wolff

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[BNN] BROFORCE REUNITED

18 • Day 4,465, 12:45 • Published in USA USA

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Battle orders

"I grow old ... I grow old ...
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.”

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