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"...you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?"
-Julie (Scott Pilgrim Volume 3)

[GBM] Feds for Derphoof

8 Day 3,363, 09:40 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Having an incurable wound, he delivered himself into the cave. Wanting, and being unable, to have an end, because he was immortal.



Americans, I have been wanting … read more »

[GBM] fingerguns4President: Well, Duh

9 Day 3,300, 20:19 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Good morning fellow Federalists. It's a good day to be a Fed. Why is that you may ask? Well for one, it's always a good day to be a Fed. Also, rainy sunday joined the party, … read more »

[GBM] Paul Proteus Predicts the Future, and the Election

12 Day 3,210, 00:02 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Shout out to Penguin4512 who helped collect the data and create this model, and who is smarter than Paul, and thus, by the transitive property, also smarter than the average bear.read more »

[Federalist Party] Sup Guys

5 Day 3,206, 21:35 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Trying to actually read this for the first time and it makes absolutely no sense

So, first, I know what you may be thinking. Wow Paul, is this hard hitting … read more »

[GBM] A Better CP Forecast

23 Day 3,180, 11:07 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Spoiler: I understand this is lazy math, but you know what, this is also a lazy browser game

So it goes

So I was interested to read Gnilrap's … read more »