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"...you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?"
-Julie (Scott Pilgrim Volume 3)

[GBM] Paul Proteus Predicts the Future, and the Election

12 Day 3,210, 00:02 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Shout out to Penguin4512 who helped collect the data and create this model, and who is smarter than Paul, and thus, by the transitive property, also smarter than the average bear.read more »

[Federalist Party] Sup Guys

5 Day 3,206, 21:35 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Trying to actually read this for the first time and it makes absolutely no sense

So, first, I know what you may be thinking. Wow Paul, is this hard hitting … read more »

[GBM] A Better CP Forecast

23 Day 3,180, 11:07 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Spoiler: I understand this is lazy math, but you know what, this is also a lazy browser game

So it goes

So I was interested to read Gnilrap's … read more »

[GBM: XLI] Clerihews for Your Consideration

14 Day 3,177, 19:11 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment


GOODBYE BLUE MONDAY

Sup guys, Hadrian X is running a contest. There's like a zillion contests in one! Anyway it's the kind of shit we tried and fail to do … read more »

[GBM] Americans, Ghosts, Cabals United in Meaningless Outrage

18 Day 3,162, 08:45 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Disclaimer: this article is a satire, which means I'm currently 90% nostalgia and like 10% water I guess


Mandatory (angsty) read more »