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[Federalist Party] Let's Dance

15 Day 2,981, 07:50 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

I, I will be king...



Good morning Federalists, this is Party President, Paul Proteus, with a few announcements. It's been a busy few days, so, … read more »

New Year, New Proteus4FedPP

1 Day 2,977, 08:26 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


If nobody has any objections...

Good morning Feds, Friends, various subscribers and internet acquaintances. I had stepped back a bit, after really truly … read more »

In Defense of the Law, In Support of this Congress

79 Day 2,942, 07:40 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Good morning Americans, everyone else is writing, so you know, I had to pitch in.

The field of political … read more »

In Defense of Honesty

17 Day 2,936, 16:19 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

This shouldn't be in the top 5, go vote something better, 'grats Gnil




At a certain point, our community is shaped not only by the policies we enact in the halls … read more »

[FEDS: WO4CP] Holy Federalist Endorsement Batman!

12 Day 2,934, 13:00 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Goodbye Blue Monday brought to you by Paul Proteus, Federalist DEPUTY POLITICAL DIRECTOR and low-brow journalist


The Federalist Party: Now the proud read more »