Goodbye Blue Monday

About my newspaper

"...you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?"
-Julie (Scott Pilgrim Volume 3)

The Government-Day 1000

24 • Day 1,000, 18:28 • Published in Switzerland

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This article of Good-Bye Blue Monday will be divided into three parts, the first will be non-government related, the next two will consist of our slightly late weekly report,

-Day 1000
-Weekly Report
-Addressing Criticism

Presidential Address

10 • Day 990, 12:02 • Published in Switzerland

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Your Awesome President Addresses the Press!
Swiss Citizens, it is I, Paul Proteus, President of the Confederation, with my terms first Address,

First, thank you all for … read more »

Dr. Proteus and how I learned to not worry, and love this Candidate

13 • Day 985, 07:42 • Published in Switzerland

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I hope you all get this movie reference

Paul Proteus’ Candidacy for President of eSwitzerland!

Stan, That’s me!
This Article of … read more »

The Tale of Three Languages

8 • Day 958, 16:28 • Published in Switzerland

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This is only one part, The Tale of the Three Languages
Earlier you saw that Paul did Beatles, he does Fairy Tales as well!

Seriously though, I am sick of people

A little Song, Tales of Interest, and Some SFP News!

6 • Day 954, 16:06 • Published in Switzerland

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This Article of Goodbye Blue Monday will be divided into three parts,
A Little Song
Tales of Interest
SFP News Bulletin

Starting with,
A Little Song
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