The Government-Day 1000
Paul Proteus
This article of Good-Bye Blue Monday will be divided into three parts, the first will be non-government related, the next two will consist of our slightly late weekly report,
-Day 1000
-Weekly Report
-Addressing Criticism
Startting with
Day 1000
Happy Day 1000, WOOOO
The Admins know just how to celebrate! With Gifts for ALL of us!
Anyway, if any of you readers have been reading my paper from long enough ago, you will remember my article, The Future of Switzerland , anyway, it was written when JNArno was impeached, and it was addressing the attitude of the Swiss, who were giving up by droves. In fact, in the article, I wrote this segment
"Some People think this is the future"
Wow, that was a long time ago, I was but a young noob back then (I probably am today, but it is less visible, cheers to not being a noob) Anyway, point is that we have been fighting for freedom in Switzerland since my eBirth from the Shaolins, and long before that from the THeocrats, and we have won. We may not have out-organized, but we have outlived, we have put up with v2 when they couldn't, we have outlasted, WE HAVE WON, and now, it seems as if it is going to be thrown down the toiled, all of our efforts, and to you newer swiss, your chance at living in a productive nation, down the toilet,
If everyone wants to do that, what was the use of trying??? I mean seriously, I thought all of you wanted to create a new nation, one that worked, not one that fell apart instantly, just to let some new TO group come, the SHaolins are probably laughing at us like crazy....What was the use of trying?
Now, listen, and listen good, we need to work together, we are a fragile nation, and the government needs advice, not criticism,
Now for a story
Now, let me give you some pictures, the storybook Switzerland has two endings, a good and a bad,
Here is the first,
And here is the secon😛
Anyway, Happy Day 1000 from your President, and remember, Switzerland can be awesome, but I need your help, or else we will sink back to what we were before!
On to our next part,
Weekly Report
Just a little late, sorry, we will be more consistent in the future
Here is the governments Weekly report!
Ministry of Foreign Affairs
As you now know, I will be your MoFa for the next few weeks and we will need to re-establish the contacts between our most important partners. The task of an ambassador is quite interesting. The first thing you will have to do is to be in constant touch with the country where you represent eSwitzerland (forum and IRC). You will have to write regularly some reports about the political situation, especially about the events that might affect our country (which will likely be some military or economic concerns) and to inform your assigned country about the situation in eSwitzerland. Our great goal in this month will be to increase the population of eSwitzerland. How? By doing a baby-boom or attracting people. So the job of my department will be to attract people who are willing to help us out by consuming and creating jobs. This will be in sum the major part of your work.
Please, PM me if you are already an ambassador in any country, I need to know this. And PM me to if you want to become an ambassador, that’s important, thx. You can contact Penguin too, but he is on holiday at the moment
-Pascal
Ministry of Interior:
I am preparing a report on the country economy and population. I WIll also release soon an improved version of the welcoming message for new citizens
-Zillable
Ministry of Solidarity:
The goals of Solidarity Ministry are:
1. Make the game more familiar to the new citizens
2. Help the citizens find a new job and provide them with food and advices
3. Send messages to all new citizens (5 sent as of now)
-Jimakos Thess
Vastis Failed to write a report, but this is what the MoD is working on:
The MoD is working on creating an army, and is working with the MoFa to help Switzerland enter the international stage
Anyway, again, advice is welcomed, okay? We need help, what we do not need is a group of critics,
Anyway,
on to our last part,
Addressing Criticism
Don't think I can't take criticism, or advice, but there gets to be a point where "attack ads" are just harmful,
Read this a😛
"EDEN KILLS NEWBIES
like you can see the EDEN controlled government is responsible for the whole unemployment He sit in his American oval office and laugh about the SWISS 🙁
"
Now, Let me take that apart, one by one,
1)First: EDEN KILLS NEWBIES
EDEN is not at all in charge of how we treat beginners
2) EDEN CONTROLLED GOVERNMENT
Eden does not control our government, that is like saying about RL Switzerland "The United Nations Controlled Switzerland".......That's not quite how it works, being part of an organization does not mean they control you, and to address you who call me an EDEN puppet from the beginning, I had no contact whatsoever with any EDEN official prior to being elected.
3) He sit in his American oval office and laugh about the SWISS 🙁
Ummmmmm, I remember a few people (Probably those who put up that ad) who were calling the French Swiss (My supporters for the most part) Xenophobes.......And now.....
Lastly, I am not eAmerican, I am eSwiss, I have never been anything different, I have never even been outside of eSwitzerland, my loyalties lie with the eSwiss...Not an eNation in which I have never been.
4) The worst part, the absolutely worst part, is that this was linked to Ricans paper, Rican is a good friend, to my knoweledge a supporter of mine, and somebody who would never run an ad that crude or disgusting I am ashamed of some of my countryman,
and want to end with this ultimatum:
Be a good citizen and this will be a good nation,
United we stand, divided we fall,
for Switzerland that has never been so true.
Hugs and Kisses,
Paul
President of eSwitzerland
And for your troubles:
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Comments
Conquer Austria. Also get Epo a job 😛
Nice article Paul 🙂
Best of luck liberating the country once and for all! Always remember that even thou you are few, you are stronger than the others!
ex-eRomanian Ambassador
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in paul we trust
Nice Article. I dont know neither who wrote this: "He sit in his American oval office and laugh about the SWISS".
But I get the joke. Cause in all your pictures you are sitting in the WHITE HOUSE and not in the BUNDESHAUS.
what else...vote😛)
very nice, voted.
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vote, Tadpole.
Yeah, sorry Phil and everyone else,
I PUBLICLY APOLOGIZE THAT SOUTH PARK IS AN AMERICAN PROGRAM
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very well written Paul and very inspiring.
Gewonnen? Du hast niemals gegen die Theokraten gekämpft. Mein Sohn C. M. Burns hat damals gegen sie aktiv gekämpft, aber du nicht. Desweiteren ist die behauptung, dass wir erst jetzt frei währen absoluter qautsch. Die Shaolin waren nie eine Bedrohung sondern die SLP/PSR. Ausserdem sind viele Mitglieder der Shaolins nicht ausgewandert sondern haben aufgrund v2 die eWelt verlassen. Also sehe ich nichts was du oder deine Kompanions etwas dazu beigesteuert hätten. Deswegen musst du schon gar nicht versuchen es in deiner misserablen Leistungsbilanz als plus Punkt zu werten (auch nicht um deinen Kompanions zu imponieren).
Warum kandidierst du für den Präsident der Schweizerischen Eidgenossenschaft wenn du gleichzeitig schreibst "Die Regierung braucht beratung und keine Kritik"? Das zeugt doch schon von Inkompetenz, nicht nur das du unfähig bist dieses Land zu führen, nein, du hast sogar Probleme mit Kritik😁. Tja, da hast du dir das falsche Ämtli ausgesucht :> Ist einfach grauenhaft zu lesen "Ich brauche eure hilfe oder wir sinken". Also ich hab ein Rat für dich, RÜCKTRITT und lass Walther Rathenau ans Steuer, damit die Schweiz eine erfahrene und kompetente Führung erfahren darf und nicht solche blinde Clowns die Wirtschaftsexperimente auf kosten der Bevölkerung versuchen. Die Schweiz ist kein Spielplatz!
FAIL! Ich sehe wieder keine Arbeitsstellen für Skill 1, 2, 3, 4 und 5 in allen Branchen. Eigentlich würde ich jetzt schreiben "Gratulation zu diesem Riesen-Mißerfolg", doch dafür ist es einfach zu traurig mit anzusehen wie dieses Inkompetente Pack das Land ruiniert :
Clifford Burne.... You have this country ruined before the entrance of Paul Proteus!! You gave gold to your friends and there was no job for skil 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 in your mandat. And YES, the shalolin was a threat, they have stolen so many time our country with your help, they have so many time only be congressman during one day, and then go back to work in russia, or simply be banned for multi account (little example: http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1893934 , http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/3086823 ... )
JNArno's Regierung war auch nicht ganz sauber :> http://economy.erepublik.com/de/accounts/2082964 Ich könnte natürlich noch weitere Links präsentieren, aber irgendwie wird mir das zu kindisch. Vorallem da wir dieses Thema unzählige male durchgeackert haben. Aber soweit mir bekannt, warst du in dieser Zeit noch in den Windeln :>
I was inactiv untill june 2010, so I have nothing to do with that... Stop to tell liar about JNArno who are not here, you do something very bad, and then say " oh look, they maid some bad things too"... it's not an excuse, you have stolen the eSwiss and was , that what I keep in my mind.
Ich entschuldige mich für gar nichts, warum sollte ich auch? Ich hab zwei Erfolgreiche Mandate als Präsident der Schweizerischen Eidgenossenschaft abgeschlossen. Habe für mein Heimatland hart gearbeitet und stehts gedient. Das du mit deiner Missgunst und deinem versagen auf erfolgreiche Bürger voreingenommen schiessen musst lässt mich kalt. Hoffe das du in deinem Brei Kotze erstickst :>
Clifford burns, tell us what you did with your german friend who receive 10 gold from your governement?
Ich weiss nicht wehn du meinst, doch jede staatlich subventionierte Marktlizenzen wurde vom Nationalrat verabschiedet und nicht vom Bundesrat. Du bist also an der falschen Adresse, da ich mit diesen Marktlizenzen nichts zu tun habe. Ob ich sie befürworte? Natürlich nud wenn du mein Post im Forum befolgt hättest -was eigentlich gute Unternehmer tun- wäre das mit den Preisen kein Problem. Statt also rum zu häulen, kümmere dich um die Rohstoffe die du benötigst statt dauernd unschuldige Bürger zu belästigen.
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Ich kenne keine Geister Foren :>
IMPEACH THE EPIC FAIL GOVERNMENT http://www.erepublik.com/en/Switzerland/law/43366 YES YES YES, WE IMPEACH TODAY, VOTE YES
Des mandats plein de succès? Clifford, si on est dans une situation autant misérable, c'est à la suite de tes deux mandats, alors arrête de raconter des bêtises pareilles, à tomber du lit. Je déteste ta mauvaise foi, c'est le pire trait de caractère chez un humain.
Thanks Clifford, I will try to respond to your main points with some dignity and not stooping too low... First off: I was not claiming credit for the ridding of the theocrats or shaolins, in fact I was crediting Switzerland, and her people Second off: I didn't mean Criticism in the context you used, I was meaning it as negative campaigning, which can ruin even the most competent of men, (*cough* *cough* John Kerry would have been US president in 2004 RL *cough😉 Third Off,
Yes, I admit we have not completely restored the economy, after all, that will take time, look again when I am out of office, and even so, we had a lot to work with, titillate has a very good point Fourth Off,
About the old MoE being banned, that was bullsh*t, and I have no idea why that got banned except for perhaps that some people may have had friends in high places :/ Fifth off:
You hope I choke on porridge? Is that a death threat clifford?
*cough* Hypocrite *cough* And Lastly:
Harassing Innocent Civilians? Name which civilians we harassed? Tell them to file a complaint with our Minister of Solidarity, action will be taken 😉
Clifford, I respect you, and your opinions, but you are being stubborn...Even you must realize that it is for the benefit of Switzerland that ads like what I mentioned not be up...It is not criticism, it is hate
Love ya,
-Paul