Goodbye Blue Monday

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"...you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?"
-Julie (Scott Pilgrim Volume 3)

[GBM] Interparty Relations 101

23 • Day 3,113, 22:03 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

Sup subscribers. This is a non-party related episode of Goodbye Blue Monday, so strap in subscriber.

Now, some of us you may be wondering why I'm writing. Well, … read more »

[Federalist Party] A Congress Carol

5 • Day 3,106, 14:21 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

Good Morning Comrades. Many of you are probably waiting with bated breath for another issue of Goodbye Blue Monday. Well, the wait is over, the rote propaganda which has … read more »

[Feds] Breaking: Federalists Run For Congress

15 • Day 3,047, 07:42 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

Good morning reader, welcome to another publication of Goodbye Blue Monday, yellow journalism for the refined crowd. As your subscription to Goodbye Blue Monday, [ … read more »

[Federalist Party] #Trump2016: Orikfricai4President

7 • Day 2,994, 19:27 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

Where the f--- did Monday go?

^{It's just us~}

Federalists, Americans, I come bearing good news. First, with the … read more »

[Federalist Party] Let's Dance

15 • Day 2,981, 07:50 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

I, I will be king...

Good morning Federalists, this is Party President, Paul Proteus, with a few announcements. It's been a busy few days, so, … read more »