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Good Morning Comrades. Many of you are probably waiting with bated breath for another issue of Goodbye Blue Monday. Well, the wait is over, the rote propaganda which has defined late period GBM (also known as the Paul Proteus Blue Period) continues with no end in sight. On the bright side, it's propaganda to a very swag cause, and also maybe in a thousand years when the Ape Republic thinks this is an actual historical document it will sell for like $10 million, so, subscriber, make sure to print out a copy, and apply your 3-d glasses now.

So, without further ado, it's time for:

Federalist Media in the Age of Tenshibo


^{It's like the age of Ultron, only like drugs instead of...well it's really not like the Age of Ultron at all now that I think about it}

To say it's been an exciting month for party politics is an understatement. I mean Ten-Swag-Shibo is the MOTHERFRICKING FEDERALIST PARTY PRESIDENT. So basically, viva la revolution. So, what does that mean? Well, on the one hand, it means that everyone's going to realize how cool the Tenshibo Regime is, but it also means pretty great Federalist media.
So, first, check out Ten's own paper: [Feds] New Term, but also check out Aramec (that's right, Ten brought Aramec back) for an ongoing series on Fed History: Fed History-Part 1.

Anyway, in the midst of all this swag, a reinvigorated Federalist Party looks towards Congress. For the past several months we've managed to lead Congress, and that's a trend we're going to continue next month. To do so, we've accomplished a crack-squad of A-Listers, including newer players as well as battle hardened veterans.

Who is this veritable Young Justice x Expendables mashup of eRepublik citizens? Well, look no further than:

The Federalist Congress Super-Candidates for May:


^{Also known as Congress}

MollyEmma
Orikfricai
Paul Proteus
Illiguy
AlexJ
Cromstar
Dinnyin
Melissa Rose
Evry
Tenshibo
Shadowber
Aramec
Yui
Sunshine
Pimdollaz
Hale Kane
BeachBunny
Raidoh

All right, that's a wrap, honestly, those names pretty much speak for themselves. This article is basically superfluous, this is a seriously quality group of people.

So, eh, that's it for now.

Until next time, Stay Alive Feds~

Your Federalist Chief of Staff, Treasurer, co-PD, and all around fairly irrelevant person,
Paul Proteus,